I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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