Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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