Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Randomize