so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
