Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Sober January is a disaster.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
