I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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