Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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