I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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