Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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