going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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