Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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