I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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