It was confusing and full of hummus
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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