Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
