you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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