all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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