Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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