I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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