You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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