Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
