Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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