Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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