I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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