I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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