yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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