Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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