I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I look better un-naked...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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