on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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