Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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