she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
