I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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