And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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