dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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