There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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