I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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