Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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