I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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