apparently the secret to your success is patron
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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