Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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