OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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