I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i think im in europe. pls send help
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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