I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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