Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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