Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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