he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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