I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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