He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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