I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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