I want to stick my p in your. b.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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