She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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