you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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