What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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