What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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