"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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