I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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