this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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